Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Bachelor (Ajd,noun,verb,Clause,idiom) - loser .. ahem .. wait LOSER
This is just not fair .. what do i get for being one ? nothing .. i mean a lot of
things change after college days .. you do realize how stupid life gets .. really .. though "pocket money" increases .. what shud one with it ? i'll tell you what to do with it .. SAVE .. else the tax chaps are behind ya .. BIG time behind ya .. gals get some deductions .. married chaps can reimburse their kids school fees ! ( hey doesnt mean all you married folks go arnd pro creating follow family planning ... our FM , Chid could take off that deduction come Feb 28th for all you know ! ) and whats more ! while relocating with family most MNCs pay 3/4s more than what they do to a bachelor .. i was secretly consipiring for that when I got a job in Hyd .. but well .. wat can I say .. am still a bachelor !
learn to cook ! .. learn some new language ( hoping you get a gal .. and fail in that too) ... spend like crazy and start chking your account balance from the 16th .. eagerly waiting for the last day of every month .. always hope 30/31st is a weekend( y ? sal wud get credited sooner !! )
No Parties ! Stags .. thats wat we are called ! animals ! are we ? ..
why shud a guy pay the ultimate price for having fun in life ! ( or some deductions in taxes ! ) our chid dude must have been a bachelor himself sometime back .. com on chid ! help us out .. we are the yuva of the nation .. you guys already did wonderful by giving 33.33% of everything to women ..
Chid - if you really liked this blog .. dont mind even if you dont comment .. but pls help with this tax thingy .. will mail ya my PAN # just in case
things change after college days .. you do realize how stupid life gets .. really .. though "pocket money" increases .. what shud one with it ? i'll tell you what to do with it .. SAVE .. else the tax chaps are behind ya .. BIG time behind ya .. gals get some deductions .. married chaps can reimburse their kids school fees ! ( hey doesnt mean all you married folks go arnd pro creating follow family planning ... our FM , Chid could take off that deduction come Feb 28th for all you know ! ) and whats more ! while relocating with family most MNCs pay 3/4s more than what they do to a bachelor .. i was secretly consipiring for that when I got a job in Hyd .. but well .. wat can I say .. am still a bachelor !
learn to cook ! .. learn some new language ( hoping you get a gal .. and fail in that too) ... spend like crazy and start chking your account balance from the 16th .. eagerly waiting for the last day of every month .. always hope 30/31st is a weekend( y ? sal wud get credited sooner !! )
No Parties ! Stags .. thats wat we are called ! animals ! are we ? ..
why shud a guy pay the ultimate price for having fun in life ! ( or some deductions in taxes ! ) our chid dude must have been a bachelor himself sometime back .. com on chid ! help us out .. we are the yuva of the nation .. you guys already did wonderful by giving 33.33% of everything to women ..
Chid - if you really liked this blog .. dont mind even if you dont comment .. but pls help with this tax thingy .. will mail ya my PAN # just in case
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LOL I just did a post on IT. And am doing another soon. It is on similar lines with a lot of hints to Chidambaram Anna! A colleague of mine who would get 500 rupees per child as Fee Reimbursement year before last was shocked when last year it was reduced to 100 rupees per child. I mean does Chidambaram think that school fees are that low in India? Great post.
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